Introduction (courtesy of the evil overlord of the universe):
Now, as you all know, getting a girl to date you is all based on first impressions. And for some of you, this means resorting to the fabled chatup line. Now, in accordance with all female-logic (tm, probably) in the universe, somehow, the stupider the line, the more likely it is to work!

THE TOP TEN CHATUP LINES OF ALL TIME!

1. Hi! Can my friend pinch your ass? No? In that case can I have your phone number?

2. Hey, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

3. Hi there, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

4. "hi, i'm looking for someone you know"
"She's *blonde*, she's gorgeous and she's standing right in front of me.... can you help me get better acquainted with her?"

5. If I were a girl, you'd convince me to be a lesbian.

6. Fancy a shag?

7. Get your coat, love. You've pulled!

8. Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?

9. *licking finger and touching their shirt*
Oh my.. lets get you out of those wet clothes

10. *Beckon with little finger*
(when she arrives)
Hey, if I can make you come with my little finger, just think what the rest of me can do!

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And some others, just so you aren't spoilt for choice:

TOO bad=*
*- is your dad a thief? cos someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

*-is heaven missing an angel, because I think I've found one.

-Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Cause i can see myself in your pants!

-Thats a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you.. but it would look even better on my floor!

-*looking at shirt label*
Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven

-About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?

-"HI, my names <>... come with me and I'll help you practice yelling it."

*-Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!

-Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

-Are you tired? because you've been running around my mind all day!

-There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?

*-"Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?"

-Hi, I'm doing a survey for...
What's your name?
What's your phone number?
Are you free next Saturday?

-If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?

-It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves!

-Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?

-Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?

*-You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?

-I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?

-Hi, what chatupline's likely to work best on you?

-Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?

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